Tales from my years in porn
In my never ending quest to impart my decades of knowledge of all things adult to my horny faithful, here’s a list of little known factoids about the sights, sounds, and smells of pornography! The REAL reason many porn girls don’t want to shoot with tripodal black dudes is because their boyfriends and husbands …
Now that I’ve identified some of the best and worst adult dvds on the market, I thought it would be fun to talk about those adult studios who for whatever reason, have stopped making adult DVDs but still exist in some form, along with those who have effectively died and gone to porno-purgatory. Our first …
Now that I’ve laid my favorites bare to the world inviting criticism from all directions, it’s time to go a step further and identify the porn you should avoid at all costs. This is an easy post as all of the candidates are stuck in my brain for all the wrong reasons. Enjoying porn requires …
Here at the Hub we tend to think in terms of studios, rather than titles, genres, or pornstars. Chalk it up to our background in wholesale distribution – studios were who we dealt with the most. Porn studios are perpetually locked in mortal combat with each other trying to find the next ‘big thing’ whether …
Over the years, I’ve had customers who have run the gamut from ‘mom and pop’ businesses to national and foreign distributors, to an angry husband trying to sway a bitter child-custody court battle by sending porn to his soon-to-be ex-wife’s house…and everything in between. Here’s a quick rundown of a couple of my more memorable …
I generally like top 10 lists about as much as I like listening to Greta Thunberg lecture me on global warming…which is to say not at all. I’d rather get a colonoscopy. However, we’re living in a porno-renaissance at the moment and there are some really hot women doing the nasty on camera that deserve …
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I’ve been pretty hard on porn people in some of my earlier pieces so I’m going to go full porn-lackey here, and slather a steaming heap of adoration onto all the pornstars of the world, and the extent they will go to keep us horndogs and hosebeasts in a perpetual state of joyful rapture. Too …
No. But they do it all the time anyway. After 30 years in the music business and another 22 selling XXX movies, I’ve been to enough parties to recognize a good one when I’m standing in the middle of it. You’d be surprised at how similar backstage band parties and afterhours porn parties appear at …
Early on in my porn career I was still naïve enough to imagine how totally awesome it would be to go to an actual porn shoot, and ogle actual porn girls ya know, actually fucking. After all, partying with porn girls is the holy grail for every horndog (and a fair number of hose beasts) …
It’s somewhat of a tradition that porn producers occasionally do ‘parodies’ which is porn-speak for ‘we’re going to copy someone else’s idea but with sex.’ Since necessity is the mother of invention, porn parodies became the breeding ground for humorous titles that were close enough to the original to be recognizable, yet far enough away …
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